Magnets!

Dude, wtf? NSFW!

There’s still time!

I don’t mean to call you out like this, but I’ve only ever seen dino nuggies and never tendies.

$160 can buy a lot of tendies. 🤔

“I can’t shit unless someone is watching!”

Yeah, at least where I lived, everything was in constant supply and nobody had issues with sold out stock/scalpers until the Wii came out.

TIL tits and butt are not part of the body.

Rocinante

Hey, don’t listen to them OP, I think you’re fully capable of being stupid AND lazy.

Just put your thumb over the end of the garden hose.

Sun is called Sol.

Jesus Christ is an unusually high standard for a normal person to live up to.

Anon has a fantasy.