And the universe would eventually succumb to entropy, so what? We’re talking about stainless. Which is likely harder than your grill. Which would get used what, like a dozen or so times a year?

I bet that chain would outlast me. For sure my grill. Definitely a wire brush. And last a year, easy.

You honestly think you’re going to wear out chainmail in under a year? You must never sleep. Only grill.

Surely this is satire, right?