School has started and my teen refuses to use an alarm, leaving me to do the wakeup myself. As thr door is locked, I cannot gently awaken them. So, I decided music was great and chose the following 3 songs (played in this order and the reaction):

  • Viva La Vida - Coldplay
  • [quiet groans from inside, no movement]
  • Baby Shark
  • [whimpers and the sound of pillows shuffling]
  • Welcome to the Jungle - Guns & Roses
  • [door flew open, I was forced to flee]

So three songs seems to be the sweet spot. I’d like to keep it fresh and change daily so they can’t adapt. Please give me your 3-song playlist so I can continue to psychologically torture wake my child for school every day.

  • uKale@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago
    1. Mue by Koki Nakano, something beautiful and strange incase they are actually sleeping.

    2. Lift me up by Moby, time to rise and shine!

    3. Anything (for example Yellow Silk Buddha) by Incapacitants to scare them out of their room.