Today, we’re announcing the Official Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee. For just $10, you can join a movement of like-minded people working together to force a moment of introspection upon the world’s richest, ugliest little bitch.



A statue of someone putting their whole head up their own ass would be good
A meme almost as old as the Internet, yet still worthy of Musk:
I thought a limp starship would be cool