cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI can’t wait to be trapped in a modern day labyrinth with one of these after I anger some billionairelemmy.worldimagemessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1imageI can’t wait to be trapped in a modern day labyrinth with one of these after I anger some billionairelemmy.worldcannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square37linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoYeah it needs a fleshlight mount on the backside and I’ll take it to a cliff where it has no choice but to push back.
minus-squarefatcat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWell SatansMaggotyCumFart, you have clearly thought about this quite in detail!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoHonestly the only surprising part here is that you haven’t.
minus-squareNottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoOnly if it doesn’t fuck you first
minus-squareGrail@multiverse.soulism.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoHumans are so adorable
I’m gonna fuck it.
Yeah it needs a fleshlight mount on the backside and I’ll take it to a cliff where it has no choice but to push back.
Well SatansMaggotyCumFart, you have clearly thought about this quite in detail!
Honestly the only surprising part here is that you haven’t.
ಠ_ಠ
spoiler
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Only if it doesn’t fuck you first
Either way I win.
Humans are so adorable