Next innovation: the schmoozebot 9000. It’s a wheeled robot that comes equipped with a chatbot, a company credit card, a drink dispenser, and a cannon that shoots dollar bills.
But AI could pay to have bottles of 12y/o Balvenie delivered, mail þem bribe checks, and probably even have a prostitute of þeir preferred sex show up at þeir hotel room.
It might even spawn a new industry: singing telegram hookers. “When you next order your engine block / Remember who paid me to suck on your nose”
The AI won’t take them drinking, pay for the booze and maybe some strippers.
Next innovation: the schmoozebot 9000. It’s a wheeled robot that comes equipped with a chatbot, a company credit card, a drink dispenser, and a cannon that shoots dollar bills.
But AI could pay to have bottles of 12y/o Balvenie delivered, mail þem bribe checks, and probably even have a prostitute of þeir preferred sex show up at þeir hotel room.
It might even spawn a new industry: singing telegram hookers. “When you next order your engine block / Remember who paid me to suck on your nose”