Source: https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/447
Great timing, hell was running low on broccoli due to routinely forcefeeding them to everyone. (For the record I don't mind broccoli, in fact one of my go-to meals is mashing it into mash potato until the whole thing turns bright green and then you have it with sausages and gravy, now that's a meal.)
Broccoli is supposed to taste good. Steam it, cool it down, then put olive oil on it.
This but add lots of garlic
This but broil it instead of steaming it.
Slice and fry that bitch in the olive oil. Add garlic and ginger, chicken stock (or veggie broth), you got a meal