Source: https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/447

Great timing, hell was running low on broccoli due to routinely forcefeeding them to everyone. (For the record I don't mind broccoli, in fact one of my go-to meals is mashing it into mash potato until the whole thing turns bright green and then you have it with sausages and gravy, now that's a meal.)
  • tiramichu@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Also that in the recent past, people didn’t know how to cook.

    I grew up with my parents serving me bland and mushy broccoli, and I hated it.

    Now I cook broccoli oven roasted, or pan-cooked and slightly blackened, tossed in olive oil, seasoned well with salt and pepper. Maybe soy and garlic instead if I’m feeling it. Always al-dente and absolutely fucking delicious.

    If I cooked broccoli the way my parents used to, it would still taste like shit - genetically sweeter or not.