There’s an image going around showing a bar chart of GitHub uptimes over the last several years. It was steady as a rock until Microsoft took over, then it started dipping like crazy and never recovered.
Man, remember when three nines was the standard uptime guarantee?
“but what if we keep using the first digit as all of the nines 🤔” Microslop thought as they pushed 10 000 more LoC shat out by AI to production without reading it.
There’s an image going around showing a bar chart of GitHub uptimes over the last several years. It was steady as a rock until Microsoft took over, then it started dipping like crazy and never recovered.
Man, remember when three nines was the standard uptime guarantee?
“but what if we keep using the first digit as all of the nines 🤔” Microslop thought as they pushed 10 000 more LoC shat out by AI to production without reading it.