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Do people actually like pop tarts?
The pastry is somehow a mix of underbaked and stale, the frosting is like licking dental concrete, and the jam fillings bear near zero resemblance to the flavour or texture of jams.
I brought some as cheap, light calories when doing a hiking trip. They quickly went from ‘hey not too bad’ to ‘why god, do I have 6 more of these’
I do outdoorboys bread if i can help it. Flour yeast and salt in a ziploc is small and really light until you add water to proof it
I don’t think I’ve ever read a more accurate description of a pop tart
I don’t like them, but they satisfy the sweet craving I guess.
“King” size candy bags. I remember when that was the regular size.
never forget what they took from us…
Take poptarts of choice, pop in freezer. Cut poptart sized block of ice cream and sandwich between your frozen poptarts.
You’re welcome.
Achievement unlocked: diabetes.
I’m not diabetic, yet.
There’s like 40 grams of sugar in a pop tart. The recommended daily intake is 10 grams. That is 4 times the limit before you even count the other pop tart or the ice cream.
I don’t have treats like that on a daily basis.
If you eat a pop tart you will die.
New Coke, anyone?
Kelloggs has become a shitty company. They moved a bunch of their operations out of Battle Creek Michigan (where the company started) to Grand Rapids Michigan (a conservative hub) to screw over the unions.
The company already had a weird origin. The first guy make the flakes bland on purpose.
Kellogg believed in foods that would not excite the passions. This meant vegetarianism. It also meant combatting what was considered the debilitating scourge of masturbation.
The younger brother then added sugar and mass marketed the stuff without mentioning the weird origin.
If I recall from The Dollop Podcast correctly, corn flakes were first used as a douche.
has become
Hate to break it to you but the company was that bad from the start. Union busting is arguably the least of their crimes.
Ok they’re getting worse and worser and are now worsest.
Iirc they supported Nazis too (the originals…) and the KKK?
I think I’ve seen this porno 🤔
