• No1@aussie.zone
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    25 days ago

    “This stupid treaty was signed by Lyndon B Johnson. Some say the B stood for ‘Big’. He had a Big Johnson (accordion hands). Not as big as my Johnson. Everyone knows I’m 'uge. Just ask Ivanka. Or Melania. Or Stormy. No don’t ask Stormy, she’s a nasty woman who tells the truth…No! She lies! Nasty, nasty woman!”