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exu@feditown.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 22 days ago

You wouldn't download furniture

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You wouldn't download furniture

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exu@feditown.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 22 days ago
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  • PixeIOrange@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    So theres also a iphone?

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      21 days ago

      Alfred: What’s a htub, Sir?

    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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      22 days ago

      I’ve never really seen the advantage over a standard hone.

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      21 days ago

      Yes…for sharpening your knives.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You guys won’t believe this, but the movie series “IP Man” has nothing to do with computers.

    • Damage@feddit.it
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      20 days ago

      Is it about copyright?

    • galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world
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      21 days ago

      Maybe they’ll lean in and make the 6th one IPv6 Man.

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    21 days ago

    An SQL clause walks into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: “Can I join you?”

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    Yeah, you can get them from Ipkea, but note that it’s only available as flatpak from them.

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      20 days ago

      ip what you did there

  • qualia@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    I only buy ipfurniture at Ipcap’n Clark’s Ipottoman Empire.

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      It’s like describing a ipdog to someone who’s never seen one, then asking them to draw one

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        21 days ago

        What’s ipdog?

        • qualia@lemmy.world
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          20 days ago

          Not much, ip are you?

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      21 days ago

      The one in Ipswitch?

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    I use ipchains to fasten my iptables and ipchairs.

    • BL4CKP1XX13@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      22 days ago

      We like getting ipkinky with the ipchains and the ipwhips and the ipgags.

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      Now that’s a throwback. I remember the migration from ipchains to iptables taking forever, kinda like the migration to nftables now.

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        nftables sounds like a descriptor for a crypto scam.

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    I misconfigured my ipdoor and can’t get in anymore

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      This happened to Facebook in 2021. They messed up their DNS and employee badges stopped working.

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        it’s always DNS

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          http://www.isitdns.com/

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    is backrooms a secret NSA project after the success of backdoors?

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    And if so… Dawg with nftables 💀

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