• partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    You’re skipping the first part of my statement. I can tell you didn’t own an hamster either.

    Lets say the hamster successfully parachuted down safely to the ground outside of a 4 story building. Hamsters can run quickly and squeeze into impossibly small places. There is a good chance the hamster, now unattended, would run away and escape. Hamster owners know this.

    Here’s a perfect example from a random youtube search. Hamster running away outside. 7 second. Thats how long it took for the unattended hamster to disappear into the underbrush. In this clip the owner was right there and able to recapture the hamster. A 9 year old would not be able to traverse 4 flights of stairs in under 10 seconds.

    A 9 year hamster owner knows this too.

    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      I did own a hamster, when I was 6 years old.
      I also didn’t know shit, because I was 6 years old,
      and I don’t know about the challenges of chasing a hamster (which has something to do with yeeting it out of the window, somehow?) because I didn’t yeet a hamster out of the window,
      and even if I did I wouldn’t remember it well because I was 6 years old.

      What kind of child were you at either of those ages, sheldon_cooper@lemmy.world?