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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Anon loves marvel movies

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Anon loves marvel movies

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • Dirtdog@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    • ddplf@szmer.info
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      3 months ago

      awww you must be very normal and sensitive to inappropriate content :^((((((

      • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3 months ago

        But the Bible says fellatio bad!!!1!!

  • redfellow@sopuli.xyz
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    3 months ago

    I don’t need to know who owns the licenses to the 40 background tracks, or which 3D artist crunched long nights to make that bendy spaghetti Black Panther fighting scene.

  • Apeman42@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Tell me more about Benedict Cumberbatch deepthroating Chris Hemsworth.

    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      He used those portals to do telesucking

  • frog@feddit.uk
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    3 months ago

    aftercredits.com

    i usually just look it up to see if a movie has a stinger before getting in the theatre.

  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    I always stay through the credits of every movie I see theatrically, it’s something my dad raised me to do… Out of respect for the people who made the movie he said.

    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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      3 months ago

      Your dad probably just woke up when the lights came up and is trying to get back in the game.

    • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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      LoTR Extended Editions are something like 40 minutes of credits after a 2.5 hour movie. I don’t think I could.

      • papalonian@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Each extended edition has roughly 25 minutes of credits. The shortest movie is about 3 hours 30 minutes including the credits. Longest is about 4 hours 25 minutes.

    • coolie4@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Do you also clap at the end

      • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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        3 months ago

        No

  • DupaCycki@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Business idea for cinemas. Put ads between credits and post-credits scenes.

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      3 months ago

      They’re probably contractually prohibited from doing that.

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Real and gay.

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