Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 days agoWhat are some good but mundane or niche insults?message-squaremessage-square141linkfedilinkarrow-up1158arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1155arrow-down1message-squareWhat are some good but mundane or niche insults?Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square141linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up75·7 days agoTwo more I’ve heard over the years: ‘You should carry around a potted plant to replace the oxygen you’re wasting’ And: ‘Your head is really just a place to store your teeth isn’t it?
minus-squareceiphas@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-27 days agoThere’s a german saying: “You just need your head so it doesnt rain into your throat”
minus-squareNibodhika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·7 days agoA similar one to the plant is “somewhere in the world there’s a tree working hard to create the oxygen you just wasted, you should find it and apologize”
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 days agoYes! This is exactly what I wanted!
Two more I’ve heard over the years:
‘You should carry around a potted plant to replace the oxygen you’re wasting’
And:
‘Your head is really just a place to store your teeth isn’t it?
There’s a german saying: “You just need your head so it doesnt rain into your throat”
A similar one to the plant is “somewhere in the world there’s a tree working hard to create the oxygen you just wasted, you should find it and apologize”
Oh I’m stealing this one.
Yes! This is exactly what I wanted!