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Is the middle hoop for holding the fleshlight?
Looks like the ejector switch. Imagine trying to scratch your balls mid-mission and immediately shooting out of the plane pulling break-your-fucking-spine Gs.
Better than ripping your arms off cause they’re sticking out, it’s put there to make you tuck your shoulders in but pilots who’ve ejected do have measurable spinal compression.
Just install linux bro, it’s not that difficult. You’ll have to compile the F-35 drivers from source, but that’s just the cost of having a reliable system.
Wouldn’t it be handy to have a *Live*USB at hand?
The pilot should check if that yellow striped cable is a lanyard for a USB.
“How to remote into F-35”


