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4 Panel Comic

Panel 1: The Venom symbiote latches onto Spider-Man

Spider-Man: Oh no! The symbiote is latching on to me

Panel 2: The symbiote begins to take control of Spider-Man’s mind and body

Spider-Man: It’s changing my mind and my body…

Panel 3: Spider-Man is now fully clad in the black-suit Spidey costume, and is noticeably more buff.

Spider-Man: …and making me do things I wouldn’t normally do…

Panel 4: Black Suit Spidey sits in front of a computer installing League of Legends.

  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
    12·
    13 days ago

    I tried league for about 3 minutes.

    Immediately my teammate started in about how my mom should get cancer because I’m juggling the wrong lane, and I need to hang myself in her house so she knows what it’s like to lose a child before she dies from that cancer.

    Didnt even finish the game. To this day I dont even know how long a game is supposed to take.

    But yeah that was game one. I thought it would put me with other newbs, or maybe against a few bots.

    • DaveyRocket@lemmy.worldEnglish
      9·
      13 days ago

      If that’s all it takes for you to leave a game I hope your asshole falls out of a skyscraper and lands on your only son killing him slowly as the scene grows ever closer when you fling yourself off the building, skydiving after your descended asshole. Wait, sorry, I thought I was playing League.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
      5·
      12 days ago

      Same here. Literally in the NEWBIE servers for FIRST TIME PLAYERS and my teammates are going absolutely apeshit over the fact that I, a new player, don’t understand every single fucking thing in the game yet. Literally only played that one match before uninstalling.