Who would be the better sidekick for Erectile Dysfunction man: Balltaker McGee or Moobtagion?
Balltaker McGee takes your balls.
Moobtagion gives you moobs, and also makes it so that when you interact with other men, they also grow moobs.
Testicular-Tortion-boy
When you interact with another man and give them moobs, does it get rid of your moobs like a game of tag? Or do you keep your moobs? I feel like every dude would have moobs in like a day or two.
Ha-HA! Inoculated by the male loneliness epidemic!
It’s probably until the effect wears off, so for like a week.
Actually, since he’s a sidekick would say it’s probably contagious for a day.
Penis Flattener or Vageena Dentata
I fell into a well as a child, and what I saw down there scared me so hard I use that fear to strike terror into the hearts of criminals. I AM…
Well fear man… welfare man?
No that is the other persona for striking fear into the hearts of billionaires.

…I got you to look, ha…






