pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoGod has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square92linkfedilinkarrow-up1867arrow-down113
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minus-squareWildmimic@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·10 days agoand “abstain from blood” in biblical times for sure meant “transfusions” too *head -> desk"
minus-squarestarik@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·10 days agoYou forget that God knows all and can see future technology. We’re still waiting for the passage “Thou shalt not step into thy transporter, for it causeth loss of thy soul” to become relevant.
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·10 days agoI thought it was weird it even had passages about NVidia’s DLSS5, but now we know.
minus-squareSerinus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 days agoIt’s probably because they had issues with blood types.
minus-squareWildmimic@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoI’d say the only “blood types” around where those people drinking blood.
minus-squareGroundedGator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoSimilar to many of the kosher rules, it was about food safety and knowledge at the time.
and “abstain from blood” in biblical times for sure meant “transfusions” too *head -> desk"
You forget that God knows all and can see future technology. We’re still waiting for the passage “Thou shalt not step into thy transporter, for it causeth loss of thy soul” to become relevant.
I thought it was weird it even had passages about NVidia’s DLSS5, but now we know.
It’s probably because they had issues with blood types.
I’d say the only “blood types” around where those people drinking blood.
Similar to many of the kosher rules, it was about food safety and knowledge at the time.