As much as I love Google (not even a little, my love for that company is negative and becoming more negative per second) I would love to run far far away from it. Here’s another ball and chain I need to break.
Where can I find a simple parental control access system for my phone and or computer that I allow my kids to use?


OMG you gotta look at this:
Nah, man. The answer is kids don’t need to be on the internet. They need to not be on the internet or on a data plan until they go to college and they gotta pay for that service.