• CelloMike@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    One time I was walking along in the evening with my cello on my back, group of drunk girls pass me by on the other side of the road

    One yells “I’ll give you a blowy if I can play your guitar”

    I shout back “it’s a cello and I’m gay, sorry!”, they all lose it laughing, felt good

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      20 days ago

      … Is it common where you are for women to just offer blowjobs to random passersby? I’m gay, but my best friend needs to move wherever this is

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        20 days ago

        When you’ve got an enormous cello case on your back you just become a target for drunk people to yell stuff (that’s the only blowjob offer I’ve had off it though)