By Extra Fabulous for Mr. Lovenstein | Mastodon | Kickstarter
Transcript
4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: a guy pets his dog. rub rub
The dog thinks: Thank you for putting your hands on me
Panel 2: the dog stands on its hind legs and rubs his paws on the guy rub
Dog thinking: Let me return the favor
Guy: “No! Get down! Bad”
Panel 3: the guy is upset at the dog. The dog is just confused
Dog: The fuck, dude
Panel 4: the guy resumes petting the dog rub rub
Dog: Wow what the fuck dude


My dog has a special way where she makes me feel like an asshole. She’ll be chewing on a toy all by herself and I’ll grab it and throw it and she just… Looks at me. Like I stole a childhood memory from her. She doesn’t have any drive to go get it half the time so I go grab it, give it back, and apologize. Prissy little shit, I love her to death.