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Russian radicals baptize Moon to ‘make it Orthodox’

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Participants in the ceremony blessed soil from a rock bearing Bronze Age petroglyphs that they believe fell from space.

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It works! The ruzzkis all are sucking dick now, and they like it.
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  This was a truly powerful baptism! It worked on me and I’m not even in Russia!!

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