• topherclay@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Couldn’t the chicken just stay on his side of the road?

      Couldn’t the other guy walking into the bar also duck?

      Couldn’t the person knocking on the door just give their normal government name?

      Couldn’t people just give me an adequate amount of time to high five them? :(