A man at the bar is complaining:
“You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it’s the best dock in town! But do they call me “McGregor the dock builder”? No!
And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me “McGregor the bridge builder”? No!
And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me “McGregor the pier builder”? No!”
“but you fuck one sheep…”
I would imagine New Zealanders should be sensitive and wise about sheep sexualisation jokes…
Obligatory Thanks Smokey
https://youtu.be/HNMq8XS4LhE?is=kVR_yLIBeQpvR6p2
Yeah, we really don’t want to encourage the Aussies too much.
It’s the old classic Scottish joke again:
A man at the bar is complaining:
“You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it’s the best dock in town! But do they call me “McGregor the dock builder”? No!
And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me “McGregor the bridge builder”? No!
And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me “McGregor the pier builder”? No!”
“but you fuck one sheep…”