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minus-squareRentlar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62arrow-down1·5 days agoAh, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.
minus-squaremeat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·5 days agoThink he actually had visions of Jesus as a glistening stud, but didn’t want to say that?
minus-squaretal@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days ago Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle. Context for the uninitiated: Matthew 19:24: Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.
Ah, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.
Think he actually had visions of Jesus as a glistening stud, but didn’t want to say that?
I think he’s a grifter asshole
Hung like a horse
A stable genius!
Context for the uninitiated:
Matthew 19:24: