Coffee is so cheap and easy to make I have made it several times without even using a coffee maker.

Was it good? Fuck no. Honestly it was probably pretentious as hell.

Was it coffee? Yeah it was pretty good in that regard.

But honestly who needs a thing that will torrent a terabyte of data from your internet? Especially in the day and age where Americans have data caps unlike the rest of the world. I cannot imagine suddenly being hit with nonsense fees because your coffee pot decided that it needed to scrape the entire internet or something stupid like that.