A clown lays prone upon an examination table. A doctor stands behind them, explaining “Time for your yearly clown prostate exam!”
“Good, good coloring” he says as he pulls a multicolored string of flags from the clown’s rectum.
The doctor’s face shifts to concern as they continue to pull, all of the flags now red.
The doctor’s eyebrows burrow as the flags continue to come out crimson.


I hear you. I hate when autocorrect does that. Does it to me all the time too. I proofread everything before clicking submit.
Imma be honest, I don’t. I always remember to proofread immediately AFTER clicking submit… So I send a ton of shitty messages with immediate corrections.