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minus-squarebrem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days ago…for just 5 trillion more dollars, we can develop a surgery to make jeff’s eyes be the same size. An extra .002 Bitcoin can give Jeff a name that isn’t close to Jeffrey.
minus-squarebrem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoEdit: for a fun game, try finding real pictures of his eyes from 10+ years ago. He used to look like a singular spectacled testicle with perpetual pink eye.
…for just 5 trillion more dollars, we can develop a surgery to make jeff’s eyes be the same size.
An extra .002 Bitcoin can give Jeff a name that isn’t close to Jeffrey.
Edit: for a fun game, try finding real pictures of his eyes from 10+ years ago.
He used to look like a singular spectacled testicle with perpetual pink eye.