The best part about this is when the previous tenants of your home go off and commit a crime and then you have a swat team break down your door, kill your dog, shoot your spouse, and beat you within an inch of your life before realizing you aren’t a 400 lb [invert your color] man from Upakiztan.
The best part about this is when the previous tenants of your home go off and commit a crime and then you have a swat team break down your door, kill your dog, shoot your spouse, and beat you within an inch of your life before realizing you aren’t a 400 lb [invert your color] man from Upakiztan.