- Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
- Most offensive / dangerous lies
- Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
- Lies you wish you still believed
- Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old


“The fuck, is this shit?”
“The fuck is this, shit?”
“The, fuck is this, shit?” - Christopher Walken Gnome
The, fuck, is, this, shit? -William SHATner Gnome
Fuck; shit, this is. – Yoda Gnome
“The fuck.”
[smile]
“Is this shit.”