• Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
  • Most offensive / dangerous lies
  • Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
  • Lies you wish you still believed
  • Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old
  • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    10·
    1 hour ago

    In Germany we have the following system:

    • Lehrling (Apprentice. Just learning)
    • Geselle (Done with learning. But still fresh. Done after 3 years)
    • Meister (Can be considered as a bachelor. Authorized to employ Gesellen and may instruct Lehrlinge until the finals)

    And Meister can make bank in the current climate.
    Remember who connects your toilet or your lamps legally and what you can do without either.

    • rmuk@feddit.ukEnglish
      6·
      4 hours ago

      I read that as “connect your toilet to your lamps” and I thought, ah, yes, a Home Assistant user.