- Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
- Most offensive / dangerous lies
- Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
- Lies you wish you still believed
- Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old


I have discovered through a decade of my scientific testing, that what matters is keeping the neck and facial edges trimmed.
Nothing else seems to matter.
The entire thing can be a giant sopping wet bag of hairy soup, as long as your cheeks and neck are not scrubby, you’re good 👍
Been many ways, I keep my facial hair versus shaving, because I can trim edges in 20 seconds, and shaving is a huge pain