- Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
- Most offensive / dangerous lies
- Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
- Lies you wish you still believed
- Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old


Are we of different species?
I let my beard grow out in the winter, it is not thin or patchy in the least, and since my late 20s I have noticed that I get less attention with a beard than without.
Like, I can grow into a full “mountain man” beard, which matches my stature quite well. Yet… nada.
Now granted, I have also been in a singular relationship since my mid 20s, so I have been thoroughly off the market and not interested in the least in catching the attentions of other women. But I’m taken, not dead. I can still observe reactions and always appreciate positive attention; I just won’t act on it.
What do you mean are you a different species? What call was there for that sarcastic remark?
Have you ever had a conversation with a woman? They will tell you that they become extremely attracted to facial hair when they’re ovulating.