"I said, ‘Sundar, I’m thinking of the Atlantic Ocean. Can you handle it?’
“‘No, no, no, this time I’m not doing it,’ he said, ‘Oceans are different, sir. They cover a lot of - really a lot of countries. Please don’t ask us to do that.’”
The US president later said he would “probably pass” and keep the name Atlantic, before saying, “We’re going to call it the American Ocean”.



He’s like a young child who’s just discovered a new word and is using it everywhere. (apologies to any children; no offense intended)
As a parent of a 3yo in his “no” phase, this is accurate
Also… send help, im exhausted
You survived the “why?” phase - you got this.
Hang in there.
Me too.
This is my second time around but his sister is much older and was muuuuuch easier lol
We’ll get through this 🤝
Just wait until they’re teenagers. You’re all fucked, HAH!
Oldest is almost done with high school and has been a saint, zero trouble at all
Im so fucked when this toddler hits puberty
Me three.
We’re all in this together. My youngest is 20 months and is already worse than my eldest was as a threenager. The twos look like they’re going to be terrible.