A mysterious wave of severe tics swept through teenagers worldwide, baffling neurologists until investigators uncovered a digital culprit reshaping adolescent behavior in real time.
This is like something right out of a Southpark episode.
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That is a LOT of words to say teenagers are fucking stupid.
Maybe I’m going out on a limb here but I’m not sure people on the fediverse are the best to be criticizing others because of a meme about beans.
What do you bean?
Mass sociogenic illness happens when a group of stressed, socially connected people are exposed to a symptom template that the brain and body can, in a real physiological sense, adopt without any conscious decision to fake anything. The symptoms are genuinely experienced. They are not consciously produced.
No need to be condescending. Stupidity has nothing to do with it, which you might’ve known had you bothered reading some of those words in the article.
Damn kids are dumb.



