I appreciate you marking this NSFW and I regret not listening. Yuck.

My great grandparents had a goat because my grandma’s sister was lactose intolerant, they had to go out every morning and milk the goat so she’d have milk to drink.

This is local reporting for The Villages, which is a huge retirement community in Central Florida and rather notorious for DUIs in golf carts, unhinged Trumpers, and an absurdly high STD rate. People who live in the Villages are called villagers.

One of my old neighbors had one. I would walk by it every day walking to the bus stop, I started flipping it off. So fucking annoying.

Oh hey that’s by one of the lead devs of Lemmy, neat.

I actually saw a second person using it a few days ago, I was pretty surprised.

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Last week someone on here was going to name their kitten Crunchwrap but sadly got vetoed by their wife.

This is honestly one of the few things I miss about driving, having a semi-private place to sing or scream or whatever. Although as a cyclist I now realize your car isn’t your living room, drivers are still in public, I can see you pick your nose at the traffic light.