Cellery

lol.

Oh yeah the angry old man again rambling and totally not comprehending the words he is reading.

I think most people in your life probably stop listening half way through your senten—

That messaging is why the luddites are considered silly.

The kind with a dozen pockets inside?

How’s your liver?

She was putting into the soup the antidote to the poison your father was using to kill you. Good thing you ate the soup.

OUTRAGE!!! WONT ANYONE SLAM HIM?

Lmfao.

A “Rambo Knife”

It makes you wonder, is a Rambo knife as big as a Crocadile Dundee knoife?

possessing an offensive weapon in a private place.