plot twist — it’s actually spez

I just turned 24. I like my internet smol.

it’s dangerous to get too excited at your age, gramps, your heart might not take it

i mean, i’ve seen people say much more stupid things. The existence of the person described is not improbable

i think the amount and the size of lawns without any flowers affects the natural pollinator population at much greater capacity.

too asexual to have a “partner”, but yes, i do have a friend whose company is very dear to me. Shame we can’t meet due to geopolitical reasons.

Thankfully, online communication is still a thing.

dunno about the “unfunny” part, both your “dirty talk” and your ex’s reply would’ve made me burst into laughter if i was on the receiving end of either of it

Ironic of you to talk about putting countries ahead of one’s wants, considering that russians suffer from the war just as much lately, which happens because some old fart wanted to conquer Kyiv in three days, and now that he realized he won’t be able to take it, refuses to take the L, demanding Ukraine to give away the districts that his army didn’t even fully capture, prolonging the pointless human meat grinding against the drones.

Gears?

german humor is no laughing matter