GeorgimusPrime

If you don’t don’t blot, you could end with wet pants which end up wetter when you try to clean them with a wet cloth, and then this happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mff3pTIKMJ8

(from the Victor Echo November episode of The Venture Bros)

Asimov has a story about this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reason_(short_story)

All dolls are sex dolls

The clue was right there in the name