Regardless of who he is or how tackless he is: the point that just going out there and enjoying the ride is golden and shouldn’t be lost on you.

This.

That being said I have a Wahoo Kickr turbo trainer from 2019. The app that I need to work with it went through a series of updates that expanded the tracking, prioritised cloud storage, and placed ads on the screen. What I found is that installing a much earlier functional version of the app gets what you want if you can block updates. So maybe, if you can find out what version of the app you like was the last before the enshitification, download that APK and stick with that.