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Cake day: June 12th, 2023
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11·5 days agoI’ve had multiple encounters with bears, cougars, alligators, and meth heads.
The closets I came to dying was being chased around my car for 30m by a mother black bear after I disturbed her hiding in a basement via coal flue. Lost my keys and had to wait for a park ranger to come save me.
That’s not his wife. That is his mistress.
Hmmm well lets try this again… Stanley took the door on the LEFT!