

Reason 3,256,247 of why I don’t have social media…


Reason 3,256,247 of why I don’t have social media…


Maybe she’s “Taking it back”


“Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!”



Anyone remember when the French farmers got pissed off at the government and used a manure spray to coat the president house outside and inside?
Oh and they did it again to clear their fields of “travelers”


This is one of the signs of the end of the world as we know it… And with no banana bread I dont feel fine


Wanted for questioning:

I could grow a ok goatee when they were in, I also had a 5+ inch soul patch at one time in my 20’s. My issue was I had a a bit bigger than your missing hair patch on both of my cheeks.
Hard to grow a beard missing those eh? So I get ya :)
Here’s the irony, I said head. I have a huge beard, but very little body hair. Now the beard didnt come in til my mid 30’s
I have no blood flow over most of my body then. I’m nearly hairless except on my head and my junk… I’m going to die.
/not Asian


But can they become a pilot?


“Rambunctious”



And you never once paid for tacos, not ONCE!
Marvin Boggs: Do you know what’s wrong with this country?
Sarah Ross: They’re all trying to kill us?
Marvin Boggs: Exactly!
https://youtu.be/yxzdvs2yfQQ