I’M FREAKING OUT, MAN.

Filing accident reports, my contact information is made public record, and lawyers and shady chiropractors line up to try to fleece me. Yes, I have something to hide, or rather, someone to hide from.

Can’t speak for Instacart, but DD had a problem where the store could have a perfectly acceptable substitute in stock. But, the store didn’t have the replacement UPC/SKU registered with DD. Because DD didn’t know what you were adding, the shopper app would simply not allow the shopper to make the substitution.

So if the store switched produce suppliers, they could have 40 bushels of tomatoes available at the store, but the shopper wouldn’t be able to put any of them in the cart.

I used to have to wander around trying to find products the same price as the replacement, then explain to the customer why I was adding a scannable $3.17 9 volt battery as a substitute for unscannable $3.17 worth of brussel sprouts.

“military grade weapons” < “proletariat grade guillotines”

25th Amendment is the only way you get to say shit like this.

If the quick draft doesn’t justify the time and energy, the keynote certainly doesn’t. If the keynote is a waste of time, then the meeting is pointless. The best place for the LLM is to replace the jackass who called the pointless meeting in the first place.