

I’m gonna sue my ass for what It did to me!
I’ve already punished myself with a pay cut.


I’m gonna sue my ass for what It did to me!
I’ve already punished myself with a pay cut.


Captchas stop ME more than it does bots.
I’ll try twice then move on.
I feel safe around a guillotine, how about you?
I don’t have a phone.
I use Google Voice at home on the computer. It’s FREE. For the last 8 years I have spent ZERO on phones. It’s included with my internet.
Just think of all the money you would have if you didn’t pay for your phone.
I’m old enough to know I need a shopping list. I’m also old enough to forget the shopping list when I go shopping. Sometimes I can remember some of the things on the list but the next time I go shopping I DO remember the list but I forgot that I bought some of the things on the list. This is why I have a two years supply of pancake syrup.
I was trying to lose weight and my doctor recommended I try chewing gum. So I put that on my shopping list. When I got to the store, I looked at the list and tried to FIND gum in the store. I couldn’t find any gum anywhere. My DECADES of ignoring stuff in-line at the cash register would not let me SEE the gum. Three trips to the store with gum on the list before I finally figured it out.
You know, I was honest about my mistake. There should be some kind of reward for honesty.