This is mostly a joke, but I do foresee a time when a very authoritarian government just kills a bunch of old people.

For example, during the One Child Policy the Chinese government did hundreds of thousands of forced abortions.

Time to play some Rush

RIP Aaron Swartz and fuck spez

My wife is also a big reason. She likes “going out” and “meeting people” and “eating at restaurants.”

Once we can get out of the suburbs we have agreed we won’t be more than an hour from a train station where she can get to a city.

Have to wait until my kid graduates and then I’m out.

Yeah nothing like waking up soggy and slowly rotting

All uncovered glasses of water belong to the cat.

I thought this was common knowledge.

(Real talk: I almost lost my half-feral asshole because he wasn’t drinking enough water. Make sure all your animals have plenty.)

Do you trea their dishes like human dishes, replacing them with every meal? Do you have more than one bowl for them?

Undermind - Phish

Heaven is a Chuck Tingle book

Things were never the same after CNN made the news ticker permanent on 9/11/01

Cronkite, too.

I think it would have been easier if it was fully grown

I’ve raised chickens and pigs and don’t mind eating them. But a poor little hurt bunny is different.

I wished I had my old air rifle. That would have been quick and clean

You’re right. I’m not as big of a monster as Netanyahu

I considered that and chickened out

This is one reason I sit down to pee

Yeah that was an exaggeration. But they certainly make more money on Tiguans and Atlases.

Yes and they lose money on them. Only 10,000 were sold last year. The basic Golf and its wagon variant are gone in favor of SUVs that are basically the same car but taller, heavier, and worse.

Subaru did a similar thing. You can get an STI but it’s the only non-crossover they sell anymore. No more Legacy sedans or Outback station wagons.

Hell, Volvo is killing their last remaining wagon this year and going all SUV.