Me: “It wasn’t me officer! AI did it.”
Officer: “Your car is full of empty beer bottles, you smell like weed, you’re holding a crack pipe and you just drove into a family of four. Step out of the vehicle.”
Musician and filmmaker UK/EU
Frontman & only writer of No Outlines
Also on: Bluesky, Pixelfed, Mastodon
Me: “It wasn’t me officer! AI did it.”
Officer: “Your car is full of empty beer bottles, you smell like weed, you’re holding a crack pipe and you just drove into a family of four. Step out of the vehicle.”

Never used it


Yea! My family didn’t have slaves! My family were poor! Do you have any idea how much a slave cost back then?
You. Principal’s office. Now.