Why tf would a coffee machine need internet? My espresso machine has like 5 buttons.

Man, some people just choose misery. You do you I guess.

Sigh…

“Got it, deleting your home directory.”

“I can make mistakes, so I’ll rather use a slop machine that’s known to make mistakes.”

Great strategy, stranger.

It’s not about “going rogue”. It’s about making mistakes. It’s not a hypothetical. It has happened many times to people who were as confident as you seem to be with their setup. There’s a proverb in my language that roughly translates to “some learn by looking at others, while some need to experience it by themselves”. Maybe you’re in the latter category.

Ah, of course. The good ole’ Marxist concept of empathy.