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  • Snapz@lemmy.worldtoFediverse@lemmy.worldReturning to the fediverse is hard.
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    7 hours ago

    The world is actively imploding. You desperately want to put your head in the sand, but you’re bored down there, so you now want to pull your head out and have the rest of maintain your childish illusion while you ignore objective reality. Grow up and scroll beyond posts you don’t need

    You’re also showing yourself as confidently ignorant as your angry, but also obviously aren’t filtering certain communities or keywords that your sensitive eyes can’t handle. Again, grow up.



  • “I lost my virginity to an all metal toilet in Guam. It was Robert Downey Sr’s 43rd birthday party, I was bill cosby’s +1 and we were celebrating at the corporate training restaurant for Cici’s pizza. The toilet penetrated me with the confidence of an Olympic fencing champion and I saw the face of god. They served corn dogs, but reverse what you’re picturing.”

    -RFK Jr., 12 years old, mumblng to himself and convulsing before passing out in a ditch after snorting the entire contents of a full size fire extinguisher