Dude, that job pays THREE TIMES as well as the equally-dead one I currently have (even more if you include benefits). Just accept the good fortune bestowed upon you, get paid to do practically nothing, and find a new hobby to invest all your new free time into. Like, how is this even a question?

Edit: I redid the math and turns out you’re making 3x what I do, not the 2x that I originally said

I get that the British have had weaponized sarcasm for a while now, but from just that brief clip, I didn’t see anything to justify an arrest